Atheiart

For $19.95US you can have the Department of Homeland Security beam terrorist warnings straight into you specially crafted ‘high impact plastic’ Threat Alert Jesus.

“Now you and your family can be safe and have peace of mind knowing the son of God is eternally vigilant”

Surely this was invented by an atheist.. surely.

There’s this shire newspaper which floats around this part of the state called “The Sower” which features a skipping Jesus on the cover. It only makes it to the Catholic community. A friend who works in a Catholic school passed it on to me.

Read the first paragraph, then read the last. Oxymoron anyone?