Atheiart

Some times to kill time I enjoy popping into the “religion and spirituality” category at answers.yahoo.com to have a read. I have no idea why I bother to torture myself in this way.

Feeling really tortured right now, I think I’ll make a tag for Yahoo Q&A Idiots so I can cut and paste some of the crap in here for prosperity. Here we go..

Question: Why do you believe in the bible?
We can clearly see evidence or if we allow ourselves to see the evidence that there is proof set in stone(npi) that the earth has been here for at least millions of years. Surely anyone with just an ounce of intelligence and rationality should use this evidence and question the validity of the bible which has been written by man.

Stupid answers:

1. The Bible is fact. Scientific theories are only based on thoughts that are constantly changed and revised to suit their present speculations.
   How many people were sentence to life in prison by their FOOLproof DNA accuracy tests?
2. It’s always been MY understanding that when the Earth was created, parts and bits from other worlds were used to create it. I always assumed that THAT is where the “older than thousands of years” part came in. Obviously using something old to create something new, isn’t going to change the age of the old… is it? Or am I delusional?
3. i didn’t aspect it at first but once you read all of it and understand it.. it will all become clear. i used to question the bible all the time but it was just all a misunderstanding!!
4. To make a long story short, the universe and earth may be much older than the bible leads people to believe, the earth did exist before Genesis but it was empty and void, much like Mars is today, notice that the other inner planets and moons are, extending out to the astroid belt (long story) in Genesis, it is simply the recreation of Earth after it was previously destroyed, and thus this time Man was cast apon it.
   This is a touchy subject but how some of the descriptions in the the earliest of the bible were in fact created by man through the inpsiration of the spirit of God. These people are only judged by the knowledge and information God gave them, thus the writer who lives an amount of time after creation did not know every single detail.
   A side theory is that the universe and everything was created in any order. What you guys fail to do is open that tiny door in your brains and admit that God can create the universe in any order, these rocks may not have been created as fresh or new as you believe, perhaps those lab tests don’t represent the history they give credit to.
   Plus, for you hypocritical ‘educated’ science lovers out there, if you believe the bible is flawed. Evolution is not excepted as scientific fact, it is only taught as a means for excuse for ignorance and to try and desperately avoid religion. Scientists have even admited this. Evolution is the one lacking, Missing evolutionary links? Faulty law of dna change and mutations? Sorry aithiests, your more delusional than us bible huggers. You will cling to anything and call it fact, even if its a simple idea or theory and spill it all over in attempt to drown your insecurities.
   Look today, the book of revelation is obviously an accurate prediction, all the the predictions except for one in the end times has come true to the day that we currently stand. Look at our universe, sceince today is finding places described in the bible that has never been seen in modern times till recent discoveries, the solar system is tremendously fragile, 1 or 2 degrees change and we would fry or freeze, and with all of our studies of the universe is concluding to the fact that it is at this moment under the careful influence and care of a Godly force. Delusional are we?