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I’m feeling a little glum about my atheiart.com site. When you put so much effort into a project yet people don’t understand it and think I’m vulgar or a hate mongerer it’s a little frustrating. It has made me rethink things and I reckon half my problem is the Jizzus Christ as part of the sites identity.
Of course people wont have any idea that it’s a tribute to John Allegros work on the Dead Sea Scrolls. People will just think it’s vulgar and in bad taste, but there is more behind the concept, the vulgarity was not intentional, it’s just how it the design worked out based on the truth.
So I’ve been sitting around pondering if I’m a crap person for creating these designs, but then I look at them and don’t see any lies so it’s a bit confusing.
I wanted to make people curious to seek the truth from the designs I made, not put them off with out second thought, but the vulgar designs are too intellectual as weird as that sounds.
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I had trouble with this deconstruction of design from the beginning on wordpress, if anyone has read a previous blog by me which in essence said “i wanna fuck wordpress up the arse with a crow bar”.
Anyways, that about trying to upload my images, and they seemed to have a glitch that day… cross fingers I can get this design explanation out smoothly.
We have a Muslim, a Christian and a Jew – all from Judiasm Christianity backgrounds. The three “exclusive” none inclusive religions, unlike those of the east of india and, I dunno, some other “spiritual” country, which makes me want to throw up only 50% as much…. Because…
Judiasm is EXCLUSIVE, it’s not a free religion. You are either a Christian and you must believe in JESUS – the ONE, or you are a Muslim and you must believe in MOHAMMAD, or you are a Jew and you are still waiting and scratching your scrotum. All of these religions are non pluralistic, as in, you believe in what human clergy/butfuckers/terrorists/waiters tell you to believe in and that is the only way to god.
These three Judiasm (all originated and were plagiarized by a small Jewish zealot like sect in Qumran, Palestine, pre BC) are really a crock of shit.
I would like to direct you to a download of a brilliant book:
THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS AND THE CRISIS OF CHRISTIANITY
An Eastern View of a Western Crisis
by N. S. Rajaram
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THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS AND THE CRISIS OF CHRISTIANITY
So I came across the idea of the Three Wise Monkeys, one blinded by site, another deaf the other muted, and it made me think of Judiasm big time. Three Monkeys, three idiots, three blind, deaf and dumb nobs, I loved the idea of creating this design.
I’m a designer not an illustrator. Often I call on my partner for help because they are trained artists. I come up with concept and direction.. usually find images on the internet to guide my other half, and let them illustrate what I am after. I am blessed to have an artistic partner, because I can hardly draw for shit.
So first draft lookin something like this:
I then take it into illustrator and vector the thing… realizing it looks one dimensional. I then color in parts on the sketch to give my other half the idea I am after… eventually we come up with three images.. 1 where I have done the shadows too dark, another where my partner has fixed the shadows, and finally mine again where I add the highlights, so it is a three layer, three gray scale layered upon each other in Photoshop.
I take it into Illustrator and vectorize it all in CS3 – a most savvy update to the lasted Illustrator program and vawhaaaaaalaaaaaaaaa (I can’t spell those magical adjectives) and we end up with:
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Well this one is pretty simple. I grabbed a picture of Pope Fuckwittbenedict, found a royalty image of a girls hands doing the L symbol (yes the loser hands are female – probably explains the slimness of them, however, if we actually ARE to believe the pope never wanks he could have pussy hands anyways).
So too easy, plugged pope fuckhead into CR8tracer program to vectorize – I didn’t have adobe CS3 on my computer at that stage, only at work – my Catholic employer gast, deep breath, will inform everyone in later when I don’t mine or my husbands job to lose (2 months till FREEDOM FUCK YEAH). Getting back to CR8, it vectorizes bitmap images.. then I open as eps in Illustrator and color in the details.
This is one of my most popular designs because it isn’t as offensive as others, people feel calm walking down the street in this and not getting the shit beaten outta them.
I have requests to do more humble take the piss designs which I am looking into. I am a hardcore bitch so I find it hard to come up with concepts of such… any suggestions leave me a comment, it will be much appreciated! 
Some times to kill time I enjoy popping into the “religion and spirituality” category at answers.yahoo.com to have a read. I have no idea why I bother to torture myself in this way.
Feeling really tortured right now, I think I’ll make a tag for Yahoo Q&A Idiots so I can cut and paste some of the crap in here for prosperity. Here we go..
Question: Why do you believe in the bible?
We can clearly see evidence or if we allow ourselves to see the evidence that there is proof set in stone(npi) that the earth has been here for at least millions of years. Surely anyone with just an ounce of intelligence and rationality should use this evidence and question the validity of the bible which has been written by man.
Stupid answers:
- The Bible is fact. Scientific theories are only based on thoughts that are constantly changed and revised to suit their present speculations.
How many people were sentence to life in prison by their FOOLproof DNA accuracy tests? - It’s always been MY understanding that when the Earth was created, parts and bits from other worlds were used to create it. I always assumed that THAT is where the “older than thousands of years” part came in. Obviously using something old to create something new, isn’t going to change the age of the old… is it? Or am I delusional?
- i didn’t aspect it at first but once you read all of it and understand it.. it will all become clear. i used to question the bible all the time but it was just all a misunderstanding!!
- To make a long story short, the universe and earth may be much older than the bible leads people to believe, the earth did exist before Genesis but it was empty and void, much like Mars is today, notice that the other inner planets and moons are, extending out to the astroid belt (long story) in Genesis, it is simply the recreation of Earth after it was previously destroyed, and thus this time Man was cast apon it.
This is a touchy subject but how some of the descriptions in the the earliest of the bible were in fact created by man through the inpsiration of the spirit of God. These people are only judged by the knowledge and information God gave them, thus the writer who lives an amount of time after creation did not know every single detail.
A side theory is that the universe and everything was created in any order. What you guys fail to do is open that tiny door in your brains and admit that God can create the universe in any order, these rocks may not have been created as fresh or new as you believe, perhaps those lab tests don’t represent the history they give credit to.
Plus, for you hypocritical ‘educated’ science lovers out there, if you believe the bible is flawed. Evolution is not excepted as scientific fact, it is only taught as a means for excuse for ignorance and to try and desperately avoid religion. Scientists have even admited this. Evolution is the one lacking, Missing evolutionary links? Faulty law of dna change and mutations? Sorry aithiests, your more delusional than us bible huggers. You will cling to anything and call it fact, even if its a simple idea or theory and spill it all over in attempt to drown your insecurities.
Look today, the book of revelation is obviously an accurate prediction, all the the predictions except for one in the end times has come true to the day that we currently stand. Look at our universe, sceince today is finding places described in the bible that has never been seen in modern times till recent discoveries, the solar system is tremendously fragile, 1 or 2 degrees change and we would fry or freeze, and with all of our studies of the universe is concluding to the fact that it is at this moment under the careful influence and care of a Godly force. Delusional are we?
I want your funny captions to bible images, if it’s awesome enough I’ll probably turn it into a t-shirt or pendant, and if it’s your caption you can bet I’ll be sending you a free product sample
Comment your captions below..
I want your funny captions to bible images, if it’s awesome enough I’ll probably turn it into a t-shirt or pendant, and if it’s your caption you can bet I’ll be sending you a free product sample!
Yah now what the fuck?
Post your interpretation here, if it’s the best I’ll definitely make products out of and you can bet your self a free T-Shirt will be posted to you.
Psalm 58:8 (King James Version)
“As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun.”
Comments? I just don’t get it.
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This t-shirt, although not especially special, gave me a happy “click” in the head feeling. I hadn’t been bouncing ideas off my husband too much as he was yet to get the ‘banksy’ impression – and well ‘one hit in your face’ without thinking concept. So I proud of it.
Working at a Catholic school (hahahahaha – read the backlog somewhere on this blog as to WHY?!) I drove up to the kitchen and grabbed a plastic pasta claw from their kitchen to photograph.
I then searched the internet for photos of a priest or bishop holding a crozier via google images. It took me a while to find a decent photo, like about 30 page search into google images, and I came across one I could use.
I didn’t want to use the face of the person of course, so the actual head of the dude holding the spaghetti claw is a photo I took of my best friend Lachlan. I was worried when I showed him the design (coz he is as savvy a prick as I am) that he might want royalties from it! I showed my idiotic (love you lachy) mate the design at least 3 times, and he DIDN’T even recognize himself as the FACE!!!
So I finally told him. My usual suspicion under estimated our 11 year friend ship and he thought it was fantastic and wanted to buy one! So I offered him non-profit rates.
I’ve been pondering how to use this blog with my product site. I intended to use it as a neutralish, non-personal interpretation on godlessness, properly written articles and such.. but I think I should just make it a kinda long winded “about me” section of my selling page, as I only rattle on about religion in my other blog anyway. This will save me time writing something which resembles intelligence – as I am crap at essay writing off the bat, and maybe when I’m infamous this can work as extra advertising – documentary style. HAHAHAHAH I WISH!
Just when I think I’m full 
but I’m not..
I am brimming over the edges, spilling off beyond the realms of normal.
I understand there are two personalities in my head. You can argue I am crazy, but have you ever wondered how you can contemplate? Who are you are arguing with? (this is turning into a public blog, oh well, that is just the evolution of this blog. Take from it what you want.
“Alien hand” is a merely a name for a very rare mental disease/disorder (which I don’t have) where by one of the dual personalities takes over, you don’t understand why your hand is choking you, you can’t have an argument with yourself to stop, if there if only one of you in control. Google it, the brain is very very amazing. Rest assured it happens to “normal” people.
I have strayed from my blog mission, so I will get back on track, it wasn’t to attempt educate or illustrate it was to document.
I’m full.. chuggers.. apparently, according to me only, but what do I have to compare it to in real life… people don’t use their two brains, I don’t know why.. I don’t understand how people never “grow up” – not in the responsibility term, but in the sense of letting go of every piece of bullshit which is holding you back from free thought. Why do people want to merely be thinking what everybody else is thinking… especially when it is repeated over and over again, for years through out our lives. Why am I alone in seeing this quest to understand – anything and everything I deem relevant to understanding my environment, it’s history and it’s future.
I’m an organism in this universe.. I am the unpredictability of the electron. We all are.. I just think I know what is going on, and if I don’t then so what? Is being wrong while free thinking any less drab or worth more persecution than, I dunno, a woman having her nails done.
Please don’t try and pigeon hole me just yet, because unless you are atleast 50 percent of my two brains you have no skill to. I don’t think many people will understand this, they haven’t archived anything in life, it is the same boring, stupid, rediculous shit. They sponge it up, day after fucking day. It bores me. Senseless. I want my brains to know more, how can I gain any knowlege of out of most people – you do exactly what I do, you watch the shows I watch, you see the movies I see, hear the music I hear. I hear it… I hear enough to get the idea of it, I don’t really like it, maybe because I am getting old and it is not designed for me. But I also am aware it is designed for me, yet also aware some isn’t, coincidences, complications… everything is very complicated.
I’m not a hater of conventional people, I simple don’t understand how they derived any pleasures from such boredom and conformities… in their own head of all places.
But I am full, chockers… in comparision, and yet I’m actually not, not in me personally… I sometims stop and assume I am, but that assumption comes from my comparision of the outside world. I’m not full at all.
This enlightenment brims over the edges… it is scary, it is complicated, it is beautiful, it is always changing, it is always interesting. I want to upgrade my brain to a new model please, just so I can take in even more at once, because there will not be enough time my life time. I still can’t believe I’m actually 31. I understand why old people don’t know how old they are, or don’t tell you. It is a little depressing! For me in this unique fashion at such a percieved “young” age, well compared to everybody else.
I know I am not special, that others out there might think like me, it’s just they are not around me in my life, there are few and far between.
I came on here tonight to process many fundamental thoughts I’m having in life at this time. I honestly, compare myself to anything which moves, be it atomic or galactic, it’s all movement, I’m part of it, not actively, but by default, but that is fine.
Things in life happen so slowly around you, you can be totally unaware they are happening, like growing older.. it takes a 90 year old relative, who you haven’t seen in a long time to see this (I haven’t had this happen, this is an example – well we have all had examples), and that is how I see our universe. It changes, it expands, elements change, like a virus.
That is the word I wanted to compare myself with… a virus. Not because I am evil, or infected or anything like that, but I can really compare, in my own head, viruses to people, to animals, to moving water (albeit that is part of a MASSIVE virus). I use the term virus differently (as just stated if you are in shock). Its a life force, it seeks to live, it works in armies to achieve this.
I’m contemplating the meanin of life I suppose, not because I want to be philisophical, but because my own brain theories are going in that direction. Life is part of the movement of the universe, in a physical aspect, if you looked at the universe in a bubble from the outside, and you could strip all your emotional human aspects, what is life doing? Is it any different to the life I create on my computer.. am I a god? Is Bill Gates a computer God? Bill gates is a parasite, but that is alright, we all are essentially. I want to know what purpose we are serving in the universe, just to understand it, so I can, before I die.
I’m scared of death. I am not religious, nor spiritual. I don’t even know what spiritual means. I think, that is it, black and white… I’m a thinker. I apply logic. It makes me crazy (compared to what I have to compare it to), but my brain isn’t lazy and it is accumulating knowlege.
I’m not scared of death either (do you like the contradiction? I’m arguing with myself essentially here – no really!}. I don’t want to leave this place one day, and even though I am not spiritual, it doesn’t phase me, because you are either dead when you are dead (like you are when you weren’t born) so it wont be an issue to worry about,
or
If what I can make out of observing the universe, I’ll tranfer into something else. Something with different senses, to sense different dimension, the dimension which the energy goes into. Life energy.. one of the power cells of the universe/multiverses, as I see myself now.
I have been getting into parallel universes lately, (not physically! – via documentary – viewing that is) and it has opened a door, a pandoras box, of boxes, cazillions of them.
I am waiting for the unification theory for life, because I believe it could exist.
People will ignore it, the governement will hate it, people will go missing with out a trace. There will be enough extremists to create little false universes for everyone else to live in happily because people are unpredictable when challenged. Challenge their minds and they start to kick into defense mode, which I understand, but on the whole, serves no purpose for my quest.
I believe we are by default very adaptable (even if we really don’t act like it). How many times have you heard the saying “time heals all”. That just means you will naturally adapt to your circumstances, should you have a strong mind…. most people do, but they don’t use it, understand it, or care about it.
